Do you think the AutoBlow product will mean women will no longer have to give blowjobs?
(Submitted by @amassofhumanity)
Far: Nothing beats the real thing…
Jen: Who cares…
TechBabe: Never! Might do the trick for dude that can’t get a chick to rap on the microphone but NO. Any and every dude out there would prefer real lips, a real tongue, and genuine suckage power. It’s like vibrators for chicks. Chicks would prefer the real thing. Again, it’s great to get a little “clitori stimuli” when you roll over and you’ve got no one to plug into you, but for a dude? He’s got hands right?
Far Blog
I love it! “…have to give blowjobs?” You’re supposed to enjoy it, gals!
Should be: “…women will no longer get to give blowjobs?” 
I do…uh, I mean WE do!
Oh phew! You’ve just restored my faith in womankind! You go, gals!
I am not even a huge fan of real blow jobs, most women are no good at them. I am sure this silly machine is way too expensive and even less satisfying.
Side note: Any women out there who need to improve their fellatio skills I would love to give you lessons.
Dude, did you really just say that out loud? =>”I am not a huge fan of blow jobs…?”
Regarding your side note: How many blow jobs have you given to earn your teaching credentials?
I tend to agree. For most women it’s just a mechanical task, and it tends to be boring. If there’s no passion, what’s the point? Ya gotta love tha sausage, gals!
I usually end up enjoying giving more than receiving, because at least then there’s passion (and lots of it! – oh yeah….
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I AM NOT A HUGE FAN OF BLOW JOBS.
But I have had it done right, and if a girl wanted to learn I would be more than happy to teach them. I usually just don’t have the patience.
Thanx for being such a doll though babe. *winks*
it’s like coke vs. new coke. this abomination is new coke. I will continue to partake in coke classic.
shit, did i just reference getting head to drinking a coke? i guess blowjobs really are an american past-time.
I commend your analogy.
If she’s not using her mouth to blow me, then she’s talking to me. I’ll stick with the real thing.
Great point.
Wut?! You don’t want your gal to be telling you about her day while you’re getting a BJ from a machine? What’s wrong with that?… :-/
Hmmm, mancard revoked! I don’t care how close to the real thing something is or seems, I always want the real thing. Even if you are dealing with a less skilled mouth and lips is it really that bad? Practice makes perfect! Of course we all like the seasoned vets but that usually means there have probably been alot of other guys there before you.
Not necessarily. Maybe she just likes bananas=)
I’m not familiar with this device, so I don’t know how big it is (“that’s what she said…”). But if they make or could make a version that fits nicely inside your pants *AND* if it was spillproof (a big point, of course!), then I could see potential for it.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to be sitting at the local bar, watching the game, drinking a beer — all the while getting a blowjob?!?! It’s a guy’s dream come true!! — food, fun, friends & blowjobs! — as long as the guys don’t ever touch shoulders or catch each other’s eye, that is…. (Hmm, maybe this isn’t such a good idea after all…. :-/ )
I guess the in-the-pants version would have to be restricted to office cubicles only….
The best part about this product is the pictures of chicks giving head on their site. Any guy that doesn’t like the real thing has some more serious issues to deal with.