At the start of my downward spiral to Grey Goose purgatory last night, I initiated the #3notsohotwords trending topic on Twitter. It made the #7 spot! (And here I thought ‘National Steak and BJ Day’ would take off.) It started out as a smart-ass reply to someone’s #3hotwords tweet. Within twenty minutes, it spread across the Twitterverse!
So I thought I’d share my top 25 faves for the night here. These are in no particular order.
1. @daNanner Is it in?
2. @TechBabe What’s that button?
3. @agent_x Finish yourself off.
4. @ChrisHangsleben The condom broke.
5. @JustinSxe I’m Post Op.
6. @TechBabe I’m Octo Mom
7. @NnamdiOghedo Your sister’s better
8. @bkGirlFriday Are those crocs?
9. @Charlieboy808 What’s that smell?
10. @CarlaLorraine Where is it?
11. @BlazingShark Cum Dumpster Full.
12. @theuserpool I have herpes.
13. @bkGirlFriday Be a magpie.
14. @GregKumparak Stop. Hammer time.
15. @MisterNoodle Shizzle ma Nizzle
16. @Leann_BC Yeah, about that.
17. @jiggawoot It’s not yours
18. @techbabe Late for church!
19. @techbabe Batteries just died.
20. @macguyinnc You need help?
21. @soulisblack Size matters, regardless.
22. @timbrews Apply cream liberally.
23. @theeclaw Let’s be friends.
24. @billythekid Feel slight discomfort.
25. @kdelin Taxes are due.
BONUS Combo Tweets: #3hotwords and #3notsohotwords
@jstolle She is easy./ Burns while peeing.
@TechBabe Just Lick it. / Don’t bite it!
@MunkyMunch Front or back? / No! Don’t Fart!
@proben Do that again. / That’s not it.
@jstolle That’s the spot. / The G what?
Thanks for your participation. Good times tweeps! Until next weekend!!! (And psst…be drunk next time. Creativity flows better!)
@TechBabe Out!
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