Read My Lips…

Is honesty the best policy?

Far: Unless the words “sex” or “blowjob” are in the conversation, men aren’t listening anyways….

Jen: Selective honesty…”Do you like my dress?” Maybe you do, maybe you don’t…if you don’t, you can just say “I like the color” or what have you. Not necessarily being dishonest, but focusing on the positive…This is really a vague question, so here is my vague answer…

TechBabe: YES, depending on the circumstances. For example, canceling on a date because all of a sudden you have an emergency at work, that you can’t get out of, when in reality, your intention was to get down and fuck but that bitch Aunt Flo dropped in for an unexpected visit…then NO! (Especially if you haven’t figured out that he’d be down for that.)

But the bottom line with honesty? Honesty is due where it is owed.

Jizz In A Cup…

Your man is up and raring to go, and he has that look. As women, we all know “the look”. And in the back of your mind you hear the shiny thoughts, “What will I get out of this?” One, I do enough sucking and that is my facial exercises for the week (granted he doesn’t spew in the 30 seconds or less). Plus, he has gone down on me enough times now; I suppose it’s HIS turn. Not to mention, this is one blow job down (pun intended) until the next time so my mouth should make that special appearance, so prepare to be suck.

It’s not enough that we have to control our gag reflexes and breathe through our noses while looking sexy, but now we have to enlist on wondering how he will taste – sweet of sour. You won’t find me going down on any guy that diet consists of Big Macs and Twinkies. You can bet that spunk ain’t fresh. So here are a few tips to help the jizz juice go down a little fresher.

1. Bathe him. You can be subtle and even grab a warm wet cloth and wipe his cock and balls. Warning. NO COLD WATER – this could cause the shrinking effect and that just takes more work.
2. Groom him. Your man should already be taking care of this, but not all are so keen to keep the jungle kept. Clippers work better, scissors could scare him and again shrinking effect.
3. Healthy Diet. See what he ate that day. Salads and Fruits work best for this occasion. Make sure he drinks plenty of water.
4. Cut out garlic, onion, asparagus, and any veggies from the cabbage family.
   
5. Pineapple Juice. Yes, pineapple juice. Drink it, make him drink it. It gives men (and women) a very sweet taste. This in itself is the best potion for any before sex acts.

So, there are a few tips, to get you started on the freshness for your oral fixations. After you’ve done your sucking thing and your man explodes you’ll find a pleasant sense of satisfaction for all the effort put into the job we call blow. Please feel free to share your experiences and any tips that would benefit our need for the juice.

For further readings:

• Sperm Taste – 10 Simple Tips For Better Tasting Semen
• Wiki Answers
• Jizz Taste Test

A Spoon Full of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down…

What’s the best way to get a woman to swallow?

(submitted by Ralpheeeeee)

Far: Hold her mouth closed and gently stroke her throat …. This will prevent her from spitting and the throat stroking will help stimulate the swallow reflex and make it easier to swallow.

Jen: Tilt her head back  insert your favorite straw in her moist lips and… Also, it doesn’t hurt to do a little swallowing of your own – do unto others…

TechBabe: Eat bananas, mangos, papayas, apples…any naturally sweetened fruit for that matter. We’re looking for a sweet nectar taste. If that doesn’t work, then respond to her with the following the next time she is just absolutely repulsed by you grabbing her by the back of her neck and shoving her head down into your crotch area: “I eat fish and I don’t even like fish!!”

Stay tuned for further secrets of how to taste good in our next post…

P.S. Three Way is by no means of fishy origins.