You Never Go Ass to Mouth…

What is considered cheating during a bachelor party?

Far: I don’t think it’s considered cheating if it’s a tranny…

Jen: Ball sucking, stick licking, finger cuffing , chalk rubbing, hole stuffing – just stay away from the pool table and you’ll be fine.

TechBabe: Well this one’s interesting. But again, these boundaries are set by the couple. There are those that are “okay” with the final opportunity fuck during a bachelor/bachelorette party. These are the dumb fucks. Then there are those couples that only consider an emotional attachment to someone else true infidelity. These are the even dumber fucks. But the dumbest fucks of them all are those that tell their would-be spouses every detail of what happened at the bachelor/bachelorette party.

No one needs to tell you what’s considered cheating at these things. Do it. See how you feel? Chances are…you cheated.

But remember kids…”You NEVER go ass to mouth!” -Clerks II

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto

Is having cybersex considered cheating?

(Submitted by Tron)

Far: If you two are both robots, then it is probably considered cheating. If only one of you is a robot, then it’s not considered cheating since it’s an inter species thing. But be sure to watch out for the cyber po-po if it’s the latter…

Jen: If you are in a monogamous relationship then breaking the bond with cybersex would be considered cheating. However, if your partner is OK with cybersexing then it’s fair game…It really depends on what cheating means to you and your lover.

TechBabe: Is the person you’re having cybersex with hotter than your IRL lover/partner? If so, then yes. If not, then you’re filling that “hole” in your life that is null and void. If they’re hotness matches up, then maybe you need to have a talk with your partner. He/she may not be up to par in the sack for you to gain satisfaction IRL. But then again, be reasonable. There’s a lot of shit your cybersex partner can do that may not be humanly possible. For example, ripping her head off, sealing her mouth, or switching body parts around (i.e. moving her eyes to the back of her head, moving her “lips” around, etc…)

Personally, I’d only have a problem with it if my lover/partner was not paying attention to me anymore or would rather spend QT with his mouse and monitor over banging me to oblivion.