I’m not a big club guy. What should I look for and where should I go to meet women like you?
(Submitted by Sean Oliver)
Far: First of all, wherever you go, don’t use any trite pick up lines.
Jen: Second of all, what is a “big club” guy anyway – a trypdick sammich?
TechBabe: And lastly, clubbin’ is so 90’s! The only thing anyone ever got from a club was a regrettable one-night lay or a pair of dud glow sticks…or a DUI! Not cool. Also, when you do go to a club with the intent to find a chick, chances are, she’s with her girlfriends and would shun you away, she’s with her boyfriend trying to make him jealous, or she’s there with her girlfriends spying on her “alleged” cheating ass boyfriend. Can you say DRAMA!!!! We are definitely NOT those chicks! (Well, not anymore, at least.) Point, you wouldn’t find us there.
You’d find Far at a wine bar, Jen at a “not so trendy, but trendy” martini lounge, and me in any IT meeting. If all else fails, there’s always Twitter. Keys to look for? Chicks with laptops or iPhones.
So there you have it. Good Luck!
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